nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

Sorry this has taken me forever!
I imagine that Jade would twist and squirm into many uncomfortable positions (at least they’re comfortable to her) and she’d do her best to irritate Karkat u 0 u
Jade kinda looks super scary here, but she’s probably winning and reveling in the victory. (also reappearance of the convenient bean-bag chair?)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

best-of-funny:

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

X

officerlollipop:

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

bigfatnigga:

DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

abstruseglitch:

technicolorpartytown:

So I just realized something about meowrails… Horse owners often adopt cats to kill mice in their barns, because mice bother horses. The horses recognize this, and in return they protect the cats (well, they mostly just let the cats sleep on them). And that’s kind of a good analogy for equius and nepeta’s relationship.

That’s hands down the cutest thing ever.